The Bachelorette... the morning after

I AM SO ANGRY WITH TWITTER. I had all my best lines ready to tweet and then all of a sudden twitter cut me off. Then I was able to tweet again... until I bitched a little behind Twitter's back and she heard... I LIVE FOR MONDAY NIGHT LIVE TWEETING... Twitter: figure your shit out... Please & thank you:)

All in all... man oh man WHAT A NIGHT. Let's start off with Constantine's home date... what in gawd's name was he WEARING? He looked like he got caught in a West 49 hurricane on the way there. SO bad. To make things worse, Ashley shows up in a blazer & boots (Ashley has moved on from shirts worn as dresses to BOOTS apparently). Twitter shut down just as Constantine's big Greek family started dancing wildly... soooo manyyyy big fat Greek wedding lines were lost in the unfortunate Twitter blackout. So upsetting. But all in all- HILARIOUS. Somewhat overwhelming... but hilarious.

Now onto Ben. I seriously thought Ben & Constantine were the same person up until a few weeks ago. But, I actuallyyyy have started to *kinda* like Ben. A little. He kinda talks in circles slash is a little too emotional for me? I'm bored? Yeah. Moving on.

AMES. Poor, poor Brendan Fraser aka Ames (they are the same person). Umm... Ames' family... was straight outta the Harvard yearbook. I feel like if they had all pulled out the pencils stuck in their asses and smiled then things would have gone a lot more smoothy? Yes? Ames smiles... so much... Hm. I'm over it. Buh bye

OHHH JP. My front runner. I'm glad the obsessiveness from last week wasn't as prominent this week (thank gawd or Dr. Phil woulda made a cameo). When they were rollerskating, with the disco ball and that cheesy 70's (80's? who the fak knows) music playing in the background... ok, even I was smitten. Good on ya JP, good on ya.

WAIT A MINUTE. Was that a WHOLE episode without the mention of Bentley? Is this real life? Wow. I'm in shock... oh and PS. Ashley went from dresses all day er day to jeans and awkward tops with belts that just go to her waist? Who wears those? SO not cool.

Well, I'm tired out from all the tweeting. Time to pack my bags for SURGERY ! AKA blog hiatus until I can consciously produce proper english sentences. I'm thinking Friday. Can I blog from a hospital? Guess we'll find out. Love you all:)

Xo Rach