Haha. My life philosophy. Literally. Mumma Etts & I went a tadddd wild last weekend in Halifax... let's just say we covered the shopping bases. Especially the shoe department... #ithappens. I'm telling you- never coup up the Ettinger ladies from shopping for several months and then let them loose in a city. It's a physically exhausting experience and quite deadly to the credit card. .... BUT, we will look & feel fabulous... soo.... OVER IT! Life lesson #1: just buy the SHOES. Remember that.
I realized that I haven't blogged about food very much lately... which is ironic... because I clearly LOVE IT (Yeah, I LIKE MY CURVES OKAY? ... RUDE). I am telling you RIGHT NOW... and everyone else who has had jaw surgery is with me... never take food for granted #wisewords. But seriously, after having your jaw wired shut for a month... eating smoothies out of a syringe... (good times)...diets are seriously out of the question. That's just CRUEL.
I have some food rules. These rules are serious. I never break them... or else I go against all of my morals. (you're like, what morals? hahahaha yeah ok I drink sometimes WHATEVER, I get drunk sometimes DON'T JUDGE ME) Here they are::
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1. Anything, I repeat, ANYTHING, with cinnamon is delicious. Always.
2. No cookie is a bad cookie... And don't say raisins make cookies taste bad... cookies are legit.
3. PB, banana & chocolate (insert nutella): lethal combo. nom nom
4. Mini eggs involved= no questions asked... YES.
5. Pancakes put everyone in a better mood & watermelon increases sex drive (This is a proven fact, I'm not just a total weirdo HAHA)
There you have it. Rachel's Food Rules. PS. this week marks Mini Egg season #HALLELUJAH ... mini eggs ALL DAY ERR DAY. for reals. I can't get enough of em.
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Mini egg blondies. Need I say more? Check out the recipe at: www.foodgawker.com |
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Peanut butter & chocolately goodness. #nuffsaid |
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